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Fund / Signal update · 15 May 2026

Each week: what changed in our Guru Lotus Funds on Base — read-only snapshots of real holdings and NAV on Guru.fund, not paper trading. We pair that with the same research stack (macro, narratives, screening, council context): what moved, what was passed on, and what the process teaches about the path toward AI-managed Funds. Published for transparency only; this update does not execute trades or rotate the books.

Funds on Base — Guru Lotus (read-only)

messybased — screening & council

Current book
MESSY 64.7% ETHY 13.4% FACY 6.7% WIRE 5.8% CAP 5.7% VPAY 3.8% ⚠️

WETH $0 (+$0 PnL)

7-day aggregate — 7 source runs, as of 15 May 2026

#1 MUTE Appeared in 7/7 source run(s) with avg rank 6.29 and best rank 4.
#2 SHEKEL Appeared in 6/7 source run(s) with avg rank 2.67 and best rank 1.
#3 CRED Appeared in 6/7 source run(s) with avg rank 5.50 and best rank 2.
#4 HEU Appeared in 6/7 source run(s) with avg rank 7.00 and best rank 3.
#5 PR Appeared in 5/7 source run(s) with avg rank 2.40 and best rank 1.
#6 ROBA Appeared in 5/7 source run(s) with avg rank 5.40 and best rank 4.
#7 DICKBUTT Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 3.25 and best rank 2.
#8 CPHY Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 6.50 and best rank 3.
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Council certified · target change · 15 May 2026

Consensus across PM roles endorses full candidate_rotation within high-beta sleeve (100% allocation maintained per 'N' macro regime and preparation brief). Screening aggregates fresh (7-day, 7 runs, full coverage) with persistent leaders (e.g., MUTE 7/7 apps). No policy violations: all capabilities allowed, evidence fresh within thresholds. Bucket weights unchanged (respects 5% session limits)

Base Sub 3M — screening & council

WETH $11,291 (+$436 PnL)

7-day aggregate — 7 source runs, as of 15 May 2026

#1 PR Appeared in 6/7 source run(s) with avg rank 3.83 and best rank 1.
#2 MOCHI Appeared in 5/7 source run(s) with avg rank 5.20 and best rank 2.
#3 DICKBUTT Appeared in 5/7 source run(s) with avg rank 5.40 and best rank 2.
#4 SHEKEL Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 1.25 and best rank 1.
#5 CRED Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 4.00 and best rank 3.
#6 $BV7X Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 4.00 and best rank 1.
#7 ROBA Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 6.25 and best rank 6.
#8 MIROSHARK Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 7.25 and best rank 3.
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Council certified · target change · 15 May 2026

No hard blocks or policy violations

Pre-Alpha Council Play — screening & council

Current book
SHEKEL 14.4% BETTER 11.1% DICKBUTT 10.8% CAP 10.5% SIBYL 10.4% BENI 10.2% 1000X 9.4% ⚠️ ANDY 8.5% ⚠️ CRED 8.4% ⚠️ SEAM 6.3% ⚠️

7-day aggregate — 7 source runs, as of 15 May 2026

#1 MUTE Appeared in 7/7 source run(s) with avg rank 6.14 and best rank 4.
#2 SHEKEL Appeared in 6/7 source run(s) with avg rank 2.83 and best rank 1.
#3 CRED Appeared in 6/7 source run(s) with avg rank 5.33 and best rank 2.
#4 HEU Appeared in 6/7 source run(s) with avg rank 6.67 and best rank 3.
#5 PR Appeared in 5/7 source run(s) with avg rank 2.40 and best rank 1.
#6 ROBA Appeared in 5/7 source run(s) with avg rank 5.40 and best rank 3.
#7 DICKBUTT Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 4.25 and best rank 2.
#8 CPHY Appeared in 4/7 source run(s) with avg rank 7.50 and best rank 4.
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Council certified · target change · 15 May 2026

All evidence fresh within thresholds (screening 7-day aggregate, holdings, macros 'N' regime, neutral narratives). No hard blocks

Market regime — macro economics

57.8
Neutral
Effective Score: 57.8 (Neutral). This implies a cautiously balanced posture with elevated tail risks offsetting near-term institutional support, warranting defensive positioning and elevated stablecoin allocation as dry powder. The base tailwind is robust institutional adoption: U.S.

Narrative momentum — 15 May 2026

Narrative 15d 30d 60d vs BTC 15d Read
Privacy Coins +32.9% +33.9% +55.4% +12.0pp Leading
Decentralized Science (DeSci) +25.0% +74.1% +58.5% +21.8pp Leading
AI Agents +23.7% +26.4% +10.1% -16.0pp Leading
Decentralized Finance (DeFi) +11.4% +13.1% +12.6% -3.9pp Steady
Real World Assets (RWA) +10.5% +16.4% +20.6% +4.1pp Steady
SocialFi +3.8% -20.1% -24.1% -31.9pp Fading

AI Agents is +23.7% over 15d but -16.0pp vs BTC — absolute strength does not always mean allocation-worthy beta.

Aggregate signal · Risk reject

✅ Aggregate signal
MUTE
MUTE SWAP by Virtuals
Appeared in 7/7 daily runs across messybased and Pre-Alpha Council Play over the 7-day lookback. Appeared in 7/7 source run(s) with avg rank 6.29 and best rank 4.
7/7 days aggregate
❌ Risk reject
VPAY
VPAY · messybased
Held in book with unrealized ~$-111.6919999999999. Flagged in council rotation — no longer passes aggregate screening discipline. Price alone does not override a failed screen.
not screened $-111.6919999999999 pnl rotate out

What this teaches the future Fund Agent

1
Macro gates gross exposure. Neutral regime (57.8 Neutral) → defensive funds stay in core; beta funds rotate within the book, not expand it blindly.
2
Daily screen ≠ automatic trade. The day's #1 candidate and the 7-day aggregate leader can differ — the agent needs both horizons, not just the latest signal.
3
Council is the constraint layer. Certified outcomes encode PM conflict, guardrail breaches, and explicit rotate-out lists. This is training data for autonomous Funds — not marketing copy.

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